Philomath High School
Class of 1985
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Philomath High School
Class of 1985 |
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Senior Wills
I, DAWN AERNI, being of unsound mind and of semi-sound body hereby will: Kim Cross - A hot tub that holds 9 people comfortably and all of the memories from last summer. Tammy Barkdoll - Another 6th period English class for us to gossip in. Michelle Oglesbee - All of the memories from last summer. I, LAURIE BAUER, being of relaxed mind and of energetic body hereby will: Janice Robinson - A lifetime of happiness, smiles and laughs, happy memories of our ever-growing friendship, and many thanks for everything you’ve helped me through. Carlea, Kim, Diane and Marie - Best wishes for success in the future, and a hug to say thank you for all your friendship and support. The Class of 1985 - The ability to accept ourselves and others as individuals, to be happy with what we have instead of longing for what we don’t have, and lots of luck in achieving all the success the world can bring. Rob Rosborough - A big thank-you for all of your care and understanding; many more special times filled with fun and happiness, and a smile to last a lifetime. I, MECHELLE BURBANK, being of useless mind and of what body hereby will: Becky Magness - My old socks so she will have something to remember me and Philomath High by. Tammy Barkdoll - A new mind that allows her to make certain decisions easier. Chris Onstad and David Schwartz - The ability to go by a locker and not slam it shut 5 times in one minute. I, CAROLYN CRAIGIE, being of unstable mind and of unstable body hereby will: Don Hurley - All the happiness in the world. Dianne Hurley - Your own room again!! People of Philomath High - A big thank you. Mr. Carter - My Ronald Reagan scrapbook. I, KIM CROSS, being of warped mind and of so-so body hereby will: Michelle Oglesbee - All the great memories of last summer. Carlea Carter - A new jeep. Dawn Aerni - The ability to wake up and remember yesterday. The Class of 85 - All the tomorrows. I, MATT DORAN, being of exhausted mind and of burned-out body hereby will: Mike Hansen - My rebuilt high-performance drafting machine and pencil. Neal Broadley - The capability of vaulting higher than Ethan Kennedy can jump. I, LAURIE EBNER, being of Sharleen’s mind and of very embarrassing body hereby will: Sharleen Moldowan - Memories of Mr. Goodbar, Gordon and the police, schizophrenics, and Art ate Bart. I will you a bean harvester, a freezer full of ice cream, and my love and friendship forever. Ann-Sofie Goransson - A lot of little Taco Time paper cups, some recipes for “good” food, and another shirt with dripping letters. Leanne TeKaru - Taste buds that work. Symone Shroyer - A lifetime of “prairie dog” sounds. Valerie Ebner - The privilege to drive the oldsmobile and the unused parking spot in the light post. Teresa Cummings - A million dollars and a picture of Craig Wright. Brent Moldowan - Good driving skills. I, ANDY EPPERLY, being of blown mind and of prostock body hereby will: Brian Skirvin - All the 4XYs he can handle. Mike Voltz - A VW destruction kit, a box of dynamite. Philomath High - Students with one color, one length hair. Mr. E - Low elevens. Rob Rosborough - A muzzle. I, TOBY ERKSON, being of 6510 micro-chip mind and of neuro-mechanical, servo-driven body hereby will: Eric Larson - A labyrinth so he can get lost. Drew - My innate ability to get a grade lower than a B, and my painting ability. Doug Witzke - my mind, with Dynamic RAM refresh and interrupt control. Mercedes Man Adam - More girls for his harem. I, STEVE EVENSEN, being of perverted mind and of thrashed body hereby will: Jeff Link - My 70 Chevelle SS 39G, so he can own a real SS instead of a calvinized Malibu. Rob Comer - A charger that sounds like Snyder’s. Heath Marshall - A fuel injected supercharged big block Celica. I, MARY KAY FLETCHER, being of educated mind and of wasted body hereby will: To all my buddies: Trish, Luann, Amber, Stacy, Sara, Dana, Laurie, Sharleen, Alice, Nancy, Kim, Nancy, and everyone else I have forgotten - Luck in future years. Sara Thomas - My sweaty volleyball knee pads. To my buddies in Concert Choir - My wonderful singing ability. Alex - A hug and locker 304. I, FRANKIE GEE, being of unused mind and of used body hereby will: Kim - A homing device to attach to me for when I’ve ventured into the depths of Frisco’s closet - so you’ll know where I am and won’t leave me stranded. Pool anyone? Ariana - some “spunk” for your car so we can be twins & the ability to get my car in reverse - especially on campus. Alice - Preston all to yourself! Good luck at SPU! To all remaining at PHS - my “cause I’m a blond” attitude so you may cope with living in Philomath - it’s really not that bad! The Class of 85 - What’s so good about goodbyes - so the best is yet to come - see you in 5 years! I, ANN-SOFIE GORANSSON, being of Swedish mind and of Swedish body hereby will: Leanne TeKaru - A truckload of non-fattening chocolate ice cream and a special place in my heart. Laurie and Sharleen - Pencils and pens and a free place to stay in Sweden. All my other friends - Thoughts and a lot of love. I, DAVID GRAY, being of intellectual mind and of uncalled-for body hereby will: Mr. Meehan - my sense of humor for his up-coming years as a lawyer. Mark Thompson - 9 weeks of basic training at Fort Ord. Chris Onstad - A large bottle of head and shoulders. I, KERRY JEAN HISER, being of regular mind and of regular body hereby will: Frankie - that she will find her true love in the midst of Sigma Chi! Ariana - That the ring she wears will give her the strength to be free for 2 years while “you know who” is away! Moira - To stay out of dogs’ way. The Class of 86 - Their bench! And also to have a great senior year. I, SHANNON HORN #3, being of racing mind and of 11 second body hereby will: Deana Swearingen - A mirror. Becky Myhrum - A tube of Crest. Rob, Bob, Trish, Stacy, and Marie - Another card game at Tricia’s. The Gang - Another week-end at the fairgrounds and Beverly Beach. Robin - Everything I own plus me. I, DONALD HURLEY, Alias L.J. Yorke, being of simple mind and of very simple body hereby will: Jeff Link - $3,000 so you can give your car away; nobody will buy it. Carolyn Craigie - I will to you... Me! (Although you would have preferred the $3,000) Dianne, my sister - I leave you the treasured New Guinean wood carving Grandma gave me. To all my class mates, friends, and teachers - my eternal thanks for being there. Agents 99, 22, 02, 07, 46, 77, 01, and 98.5 - Over and out, from agent 13. I, ERIC HUTLEY, being of senile mind and of dexterous body hereby will: My Fellow Basket Cases - My favorite words; “Roy” - Ethan Kennedy. “Stud attack - Adam Mayse. “Gorp!” - Toby Erkson. “Perve” - Doug Witzke. “Jam” - Steve Woolery. “Shad” - Mike Stahl. “Duh!” - Drew Crabtree. I, ETHAN KENNEDY, being of metaphysical mind and of material body hereby will: Adam Mayse - My brain. Trisha Stevens - The spring in my legs. Christi Lethrud - My heart! I, BECKY MAGNESS, being of intelligent mind and of great body hereby will: Sara Thomas - An old stale cheese sandwich which was found at the bottom of my locker. Susan Yost - The answers to Mrs. Atherton’s personal finance tests. Mrs. Dowell - My overdue library books (from last year!) Mrs. Kerby - My pencil that had gotten jammed in the sharpener. Shelly - My old toothbrush. I, PATRICK DAMIEN MARIMAN, being of unorganized mind and of well organized body hereby will: Mark Donnell - A Fiat X/19 and a Honda 700 interceptor. Rob Comer - Two giant puppies and a job. Rod Hamm - An athletic brother and a lifetime of peer pressure. To all my friends - I will success and a promising future.I, THOMAS McDONALD, being of deranged mind and body hereby will: Billy Franks - Another new car. Jay Vogt - A bar of Avon deodorant soap. Max - A bunch of unfolded bananas. The rest of the class - All of the luck in the world. I, AARON McKEE, being of compact mind and of collapsible body hereby will: Julie Hinter - I leave you all my love, including myself to go with it. Mr. Mariman - A few more stories to tell; I have heard your old ones 5 or 6 times. Philomath High School - I leave the beater in its normal parking place. I, MATTHEW MINER, being of level-headed mind and of heavily sedated body hereby will: My Mr. Rogers sweater to the Smithsonian Institute. My wonderfully sarcastic manner to any nit-with who actually enjoys going to school at PHS. My extraordinary ability to always be late to first period but never being marked tardy by my good buddy, Mr. Carter. I, SHARLEEN DENISE MOLDOWAN, being of Laurie’s mind and marshmallow body hereby will: Laurie Ebner - More fun, yet embarrassing times together. Never forget trash bags on the window, or even incidents with ice cream. Just think - in 40 years we’ll be sitting in Dairy Queen laughing (of course). You have been a wonderful friend. I love you. Brent Moldowan - I give you some of my height. If you want to be at least 6ft, you’re going to need somewhat of a start. Have fun here. Ann-Sofie and Leanne - A lifetime of happiness. I’m so happy I got to know you. I’ll miss your “foreen” sense of humor. I love you guys. Janice Robinson - You can have our most favorite person - Dion. There are no returns or exchanges, either. I, ROBIN T. MYHRUM, being of devilish mind and of mischievous body hereby will: The Gang - another fun filled weekend at Beverly Beach. (Bob, you get new sweats!) Shan, Bob, and Trish - A ride in the white Fiat while I am driving. Maybe we will get stuck again and hold up traffic. Shannon and Rebecca - All of my love and friendship. I, JACK NOBLE, being of slow mind and of decomposed body hereby will: Rob Comer - A new joke, hopefully a good one this time! All my friends - The remembrance of the good times and the ability to stay close in the future. Mr. Cox - A bottle of hair tonic; hopefully it will protect us from the glare. I, MICHELLE OGLESBEE, being of witty mind and of almost perfect body hereby will: Kim Cross - All of the great memories of last summer! Christy Swank - All of the happiness possible with your new family. Deanna McCarthy - A lifetime of friendship with Misty. You deserve each-other! I, ARIANA ORTON, being of never mind and busy body hereby will: Frankie Gee - A bigger front seat and a more effective emergency brake, and just enough spunk to have a good time. Kim Stokes - A Frankie detector, and may many more beat-up old ballet slippers. Kerry Hiser - Ken Paschal. Jackie Shelton -One wild bachelor party and a wedding night to remember. Tom McDonald - my list of 100 ways to fold a banana. Sheepdog - A $25.00 gift certificate to the Closet. I, CHRIS ONSTAD, being of abstracted mind and misplaced body hereby will: Mr. Link - The compassion to let the deprived students of this school to juggle in the hall. The school - My sister to dispose of. Mark Thompson - 5 free lessons in the art of Guerrilla warfare. David Gray - A six-pack of Scope and a decent joke book. Shelly Burbank - My juggling balls to learn how to juggle with. I, ALICE SPRINGER, being of not enough mind and boring body hereby will: To Next Year’s Girls Basketball Team - My presidency for whatever I was of the B.C. to whomever it falls upon. Good luck next year. To Ack - I will the ability not to laugh when it could be harmful to your health. To Frank - I will the ability to someday put up with me in college, and to major in H.R.S. To Nancy Craig - I will the ability to get out of our club before she’s 20. I, KIM STOKES, being of warped mind and of no body hereby will: Frankie Gee - The ability to find your way out of deep, dark closets, and a seat cover for the front passenger seat of your bug. You’re only a “high school girl” for a couple more weeks! Janice Robinson - Old, yellow Ford pick-ups, Bob, and a lot of fun next year at OSU with people we already know. Jackie Casperson - The best of luck to you and Scott. We’re going to give you a taste of being single on our coast trip, and muscles to push a car at 2 a.m. Carlea Carter - Eddie Van Halen, more Friday and Saturday nights, our “list”, and my best friendship for many years to come. Remember - I’ll always bring you bread and chunky peanut butter when you’re in a jam. I love you. Class of ‘85 - I love you all, and I’ll never forget the fun we’ve had! I, SARA TONKIN, being of corrupt mind and of somewhat sound body hereby will: Alice - All the best at SPU and a prom dress you like. Kim V - My telephone number at OSU so you can call whenever you have a crisis. Becky - A new wardrobe, since I’m taking mine with me. Syd and Stacy - The reign of the Triple S’s will always live. I, RODNEY JOHN WATKINS, being of psychedelic and rubber mind and of nitrous oxide body hereby will: Mr. Carter - 1 year gift certificate to the Women’s Chauffer Association. Steve Evenson - A chrome car, so he can go fast. Kori - My little sweetheart, an RX7 and me. Christy Stokes-Swank - A happy married life. Jack Noble - A new set of knees. I, KELLIE SIMPSON, being of corrupt mind and distorted body hereby will: Christy - All the love and happiness in the world. Lisa - The ability to make decisions on her own and a lifetime supply of chocolate chip cookies. Michelle - A car with padded bumpers. The Class of ‘85 - All the happiness in the world I, BRIAN SKIRVIN, being of rational mind and lost body hereby will: Mr. E. - Fully blown, fuel injected rail. Scott Sumners - $2,700 so you can give your car away and get a Celica. Blake Ecker - My left hand. Brian Yechout - All the “mad dog” I have left in me. Coach Dales - A great season next year and a trip to the State Tournament. Troy McPike - A new pickup and a city league basketball program with regulation 8 feet hoops. Andy, Heath, Troy and Ryan - Chevy's!!! Darin - The Sunbeam Machine, a girlfriend, and all my old athletic supporters. I, TRISH SCHOOF, being of capable mind and unwilling body hereby will: “The Gang” - Success and happiness to all of you. Keep in touch. Shelly - A special pen for the times when it has to be neat and accurate. Kerry Hiser - Either Gil or a redhead like mine. Dr. Rosborough - Enough cadavers to stay in the forensics business. Mr. Scat himself, Alex - The ability to hit the high notes without squeaking. Shannon and Robin - A sincere and happy life together. Stacy Pool - A shower curtain with a parrot on it. M.K. - A flower a day for the rest of your life. I, DAVID SCHWARTZ, being of dull mind and deteriorated body hereby will: David Gray - The ability to shut up when told. I, STACY POOL, being of simple mind and of complex body hereby will: Sydney Thompson - My incurable case of senioritis, all the high school men, and our best buddy Mr. Link. Sara Tonkin - My infatuation for bunny rabbits, T.V. dinners, and cheap greasy foods. To my long lost sister, Trish Schoof - I will my great studying habits. I want her to have my impressive report card (only in trade with hers). I also want her to have my loving, stuffed rabbit, Bartholomew Bunny, so she will always have someone to give her a hug. Mr. Link - I want you to have my great ability to hold my temper. I also will you my good buddy, Sydney Thompson. Good luck to the both of you. The Members of Philomath High - I will all the Philomath water they can drink. I, DANA RAMSEY, being of absent mind and of questionable body hereby will: Leanne TeKaru - My excellent driving capability, parking tickets, and a Julio Iglesias tape... Let’s keep in touch. Alice Springer - A bag of leftover lettuce and a plane/bus ticket to Brazil. I hope that someday you’re able to visit your family there. Hasta Pronto! My Columbian Family - All my love and hope to see you next year. Mom and Dad - I don’t know how you put up with me at times, but you did. I love you very much. Mr. Mariman - Thanks for helping me though the rough spots in swimming - I only wish my legs could have given all that my heart did. Mr. McDreggon - I will always remember the special time we shared. Here’s looking at you kitty. I, JANICE ROBINSON, being of small mind of of short body hereby will: Sharleen and Laurie - A lifetime of memories of Lake Oswego and twin Dion’s!! Laurie Bauer - The best of wishes and a non-ticklish perm! I love you lots! Kim and Carlea - Longer weekends and shorter weekdays and the best of wishes! I love ya! I, ROB ROSBOROUGH, being of brilliant mind and of unparalleled body hereby will: Todd - Many good times and enough brains not to get caught. Bob, Shannon, and Robin - Happiness throughout your lives and memories of our times together. May we have many more. To the Berto Club - Many laughs in the future. You kept me sane. Love always. And Most of All to Laurie - Many thoughts, poems, songs and happiness throughout our time together. And last of all to the Class of ‘85 - Thanks for the times together. May all your lives be prosperous and full of good times. I, SYMONE SHROYER, being of corrupted mind and petite body hereby will: My Brother Scott - This school and as many good times and happiness as you can get from it. Tiddle - The ability to talk to Jeep and 4x4 for hours on end without getting your phone yanked. To Ya Tall - The ability not to be the shortest person in your class, some of your brother’s height that is rightfully yours, and much happiness and friendship from now on. (Also the ability not to be stuck up all the time!) Shorty - My greatness in going out for a sport and not getting myself killed, my ability not to stick my foot in my mouth clear up to my ankle, and my friendship forever. Thanks for being there! Moira - The ability to know when to stop chasing, the ability to chase little Toyotas in Jeeps and not to lose them, and of course my friendship that will last (even though we can get on each other's nerves). Laurie and Sharleen - The ability to think without picking each-other’s brains. Deanna - Who is the hardest to will something to, I will all the books, happiness, and anything else she desires and my love as her “sister”. All my “Big Brothers” - Thanks for all the good times, past, present and future. To all the people whom I would love to will things to but have no more room, good luck in the future and happiness from now on. GOOD LUCK! I, MELODY WEAVER, being of thoughtful mind and of a huggable body hereby will: To Debbie McFarland and Michelle Hanning - The best locker in the senior hall, locker #291. To Kim Stokes - As many giggles as you can handle. Tom McDonald - Some sanity. The Graduating Class of ‘85 - The best of luck in the future. I, KIM WOOLERY, being of divided mind and of unique body hereby will: Tom McDonald - A yellow napkin to decorate his car. Julie Bower - My grades. Nancy York - A guy she doesn’t have to give a fake phone number to! The 1985-86 Jazz Choir - That next year you beat the socks off of Gladstone. WE, THE ENTIRE CLASS OF ‘85, being
of one mind and assorted bodies hereby will:
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